I am a legitimate reporter! This also serves as a confession blog.
{RP, I'm nobody famous}
In related news, I’m sure everyone heard the apology issued by Ms. Lopez toward Ms. Fabray at prom. Or, those people within listening distance heard some of it. Enough to deduce the truth. But, as the evidence is not hard, I will not post it here, since I have changed my ways, and won’t post “rumors.”
But, Ms. Fabray, you know.
That was a friendly, ‘let’s pretend we’re from another country’ kiss. Britt’s idea.
I photoshopped this, Ms. Lopez. Do you have dementia?
(Source: whatigotoschoolfor-rp)
*At Junior Prom, around 9:00 p.m., Principal Figgins gets on stage to announce the prom court*
They may not have won, but quite a few people received votes and deserve an honorary mention. Honorary mentions for Prom Queen are: Lauren Zizes, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Rachel Berry…Dave Karofsky, and Jacob Ben Israel? Is this a joke?
Well, anyway, on to mentions for King. Honorary mentions for Prom King are: Kurt Hummel, Matt Rutherford, Jacob Ben Israel, and…Artie’s brother? Would that be Mark Abrams? I remember when he won years ago… I’m going off on a tangent again. On to the prom court!
Our second runner up for Prom King is: Noah Puckerman.
There is a tie for second runner up for Prom Queen: Santana Lopez, and Becky Jackson.
Our first runner up for Prom King is: Finn Hudson.
Our first runner up for Prom Queen is: Brittany S. Pierce.
And for Prom King and Queen, with landslide victories…
Your Prom King is…Artie Abrams!
And your Prom Queen is…Quinn Fabray!
Congratulations, Junior Prom Court!
*King and Queen are crowned*
The King and Queen will now take the center floor for their official King and Queen dance.
You 2 love Artie Abrams?
Anon 1 - Yeah, he’s pretty cool, and doesn’t care what people think of him.
Anon 2 - If you tell anyone who we really are, I’ll -
Threats aren’t necessary, boys. I won’t tell.
Anon 1 - Yeah, so. We meet once a week at our Artie shrine to talk ‘bout how much we love him, and want to be with him, but he’s dating a stupid girl.
Anon 2 - We want to move to Utah. You know, ‘cause marriage stuff that can’t happen here.
Uh, I don’t think they allow same sex marriage in a predominantly Mormon state.
Anon 1 - What?
Anon 2 - You calling us Mormons? I swear I will end your -
Mormons, not morons. Mormonism is a religion…
Anon 2 - Oh.
Anyway. If you love Artie so much, why don’t you tell him face to face instead of sending him anons?
Anon 1 - What if he rejects us…
Anon 2 - He will reject us, because of that stupid girl he’s dating. I’m not ready for people to know that I’m…uh -
Gay?
Anon 2 - I’m not gay!
But, you’re in love with Artie?
Anon 2 - We’re leaving now, but if you tell anyone who we are -
You’ll end me. I know.
And thus ends the interview I conducted last week with the 2 people who are “in love” with Artie Abrams. I will not give away their identities for any price, because I am scared for my life.
